For your enjoyment, some scam mail that I got on my yahoo mail account. Idiot.
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ATTN: Sailor Lilith-chan ,
I am BARRISTER FREDY MENDY, a solicitor atlaw,personal attorney to Mr.H.G.Lilith , a national Of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road.
All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then i have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartriating the fund valued at US$8.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Union Togolaise Banque where this huge amount was deposited.
The said Union Togolaise Banque has for sometime now issued me a notice to provide the next of kin of my client or his account shall be declared dormant or possibly confiscated.
Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating therelatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response,we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.
I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. My conected email address:- (----------------) Please try to call me on this my mobile line very urgent for more enlighting and development I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through the above e-mail for more details.
Best Regards.
BARRISTER FRED KOPPA.
Tel:-----------
Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
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Bull and shit.
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ATTN: Sailor Lilith-chan ,
I am BARRISTER FREDY MENDY, a solicitor atlaw,personal attorney to Mr.H.G.Lilith , a national Of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road.
All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then i have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartriating the fund valued at US$8.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Union Togolaise Banque where this huge amount was deposited.
The said Union Togolaise Banque has for sometime now issued me a notice to provide the next of kin of my client or his account shall be declared dormant or possibly confiscated.
Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating therelatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response,we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.
I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. My conected email address:- (----------------) Please try to call me on this my mobile line very urgent for more enlighting and development I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through the above e-mail for more details.
Best Regards.
BARRISTER FRED KOPPA.
Tel:-----------
Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
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Bull and shit.
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It's my favorite. ^_^
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Notice that his name changes from the top to the bottom. Niiiice.
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Oh yeah.
What was really funny about the latter incident was that the spammers PMmed me, even though I was clearly marked as a forum mod and could (and did) immediately ban them.