Meme Yoinked Millyfan, Lushdesolation, and Yma2

[lilithisbitter]

Twenty Things about my Fanon Vash (Blood and Gunsmoke Arc)

1. If you ask him about his second birthday, he changes the subject or makes sure his mouth is full at the moment.
2. Denies that he's more like Knives than he would rather admit.
3. Happens to be Maniac-Depressive.
4. Plant mothersister (He says it in one word) was a Plant powering Baton Rouge.
5. Speaks French like a Cajun.
6. Learned German simply so he could say, "I am a donut."
7. Knows how to play the acoustic guitar.
8. The headphones he had on in "Love and Peace" connected to a Mini-disc player.
9. Makes his own sunglasses.
10. Has to get his jeans custom made. (Well have you seen that tiny-waist of his and those long legs?)
11. Uses Old Earth Slang in his speech.
12. A HUGE Johnny Depp fan.
13. Avid Chess Player.
14. An alcoholic.
15. Had a Pre-July relationship with a woman of color. Was later betrayed by said woman.
16. Doesn't know the true meaning of marriage.
17. Will admit that he loves alcohol a bit too much, but denies he's a Morphine addict.
18. Cats find him real comforting to be arround.
19. Hair grows fast, really fast.
20. A in-the-closet bisexual. As in, slept with men before and denies it.

Comments

[yma2.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like this. Never thought of him as a Johnny Depp fan, but hey, it makes a lot of sense. Heh.
I now have this image of him oogling a picture of Johnny on his wall or something, like he's some teenage girl...
Heh, funny.

Are you going to write one of these for Knives?

And how do you say 'I am a doughnut' in German?
Ich bin ein...?

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

Ich bin ein Berliner.

[yma2.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've seen that line in one of your fics... I always thought it was I am from Berlin. Well, you learn something new every day.
Perhaps Berlin means doughnut?
A city named after a confectionary... my, the Germans possess more wisdome than one would have ever thought...

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

A Berliner happens to be a Jelly Donut. One of the most famous presidental goof ups.

[yma2.livejournal.com]

Strange question, but what does the president have to do with jelly doughnuts? Or don't I want to know...

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

John F. Kennedy was rumored to have said that.

[radia.livejournal.com]

He was trying to say that he was a Berliner(as in a citizen of Berlin) to say that he supported the Germans and all that, which would just be "Ich bin Berliner." But he stuck the "ein" in there for "a", and ended up stating he was a pastry.

Still, the Germans understood what he meant, so they were still all "yaaaaaaaaaay!"