Icon Meme Part IV: idioticonion

1. First off, aren't guys smoking cigars hot? Now I'm a nonsmoker, but I totally would take a man with a big ole' cigar over a man with a skinny cigarette (unless it's Wolfwood, then it's hot, but Wolfwood's stubbletastic, so there you go). House is totally hot and like Bones in a modern era (and no, I'm not talking about Bones from the series Bones, I'm talking about Leonard "Bones" McCoy) so I picked this awesome modified quote for him.

2. This is a Schipperke puppy. A Schipperke is a little Belgian barge dog that looks like a teddy bear when it's a puppy. It maybe a small dog, but don't tell the Skippy that, it would never believe you.

3. If you've seen the Rifftrax episode of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Neil and Mike tore this film a new one and made us laugh, then you'll really get this joke. But even if you haven't, the joke is still funny. It's Barney, passed out and drooling, what more could you want?

4. I associate goggles of any form with Dr. Horrible/Billy. It's a thing, nothing too big. Also, Barney's evil. He doesn't rest, he just lounges with his minion Ted (AKA Not as Moist) in an inflatable kiddie pool... with floaties. Evil floaties!

5. Not only does Ted have to go to New Jersey, he has to be used as a pillow by a bum. This is what he gets for passing himself as a New Yorker when he's really from Ohio. And being a douche on occasion. Bum pillow! Also has a double meaning, since bum can mean homeless person or your butt. So pillow for a bum or ass pillow... your call.

Here are some random thoughts.

According to the rules of Last Action Hero, when a famous actor plays a character, in that universe that actor doesn't exist and all of his roles were played by another person. So in the Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blogverse, who is Alternate Universe!Barney Stinson?

Jack Black, duh.

Yes, I have read the pilot script a few weeks ago and I can say without a doubt, Barney's blog was added because Neil Patrick Harris became Barney Stinson. There is no mention of the blog whatsoever. He will always be Doogie Howser. Always.

Although, considering Jack Black is a musician, we would have also gotten musical Barney, but for some reason I don't see Original Pilot Barney as rich... sure he would wear suits, but not custom-tailored. I also see PilotScript!Marshall as small, skinnier, and with glasses and PilotScript!Lily as full bodied. But that's just me.

I also want to say... NPH and AH played their roles so much filthier than in the pilot script. Thank you.