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Have My Butt-Babies!

“Um, Wolfwood,” Vash shuffled from one foot to another. “Remember that night, three weeks ago in Neo Vegas?”

“Yeah,” came the reply, “I thought we agreed that what happened there, stayed there. Of course, if you decide you want more…” Wolfwood trailed off.

“Well, I…” Vash cleared his throat.

“Get to the point, pronto,” Wolfwood said.

“I’m pregnant,” Vash blurted out, “With your kid.”

Wolfwood wanted to grab Cross Punisher and go on a killing spree. “What? Men don’t get pregnant.”

Vash’s serious face crumbled and he collapsed in laughter. “I can’t believe you fell for that.”

“Idiot.”

“Says you.”